You hear it over and over that pigs are the most intelligent farm animals. People often say pigs are smarter than dogs. Intelligence comes in a lot of varieties, however, and the pig’s greatest talent is for stubbornness. Now, I’m not just slandering the species because of my constant frustration with escaping swine, though they have a Houdini-like proclivity for moving through electric fences. The stubbornness of a pig extends even beyond its own best interests. You can open a gate, sixteen feet wide, and the pig will still try to root up and ram through the fence two feet to the right of the gate. It prefers to move in a straight line, obstacles be damned.
But unfortunately, even as a member of the species that claims to be wisest of the wise, I can’t claim that we are above such singlemindedness. Names and faces have been changed to protect the innocent: Read More
